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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 170

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-07 18:01:59
Granted, they're all better than you and rub it in your face.

I wish that I knew more guys who could recite Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics from memory.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-12-07 18:07:16
Wish granted but they all have girlfriends already, and if they don't, they completely ignore your existence for no reason.

I wish the opposite sex didn't do that to me.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-07 18:09:33
Granted, they all loathe you and publicly humiliate you every chance they get.

I wish that I knew more guys that could successfully quote Monty Python, British accent and all.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-12-07 18:25:12
Wish granted but they die.

I wish Wa would stop making me feel even more depressed about my love life.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-07 18:27:35
Granted, I drive you to the point of suicide.

I wish that I didn't think of that.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-12-07 18:37:46
Wish granted, you think of something helpful instead.

I wish it was lunch time already.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-07 18:42:20
Granted, but Wario eats all your lunch.
I wish that Waluigi had his own, GOOD game. (To dispel any "his game ends up being terrible" things)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-07 18:44:23
Granted, it's released in 2013, so you can't enjoy it because the world has ended.

I wish that my friends weren't downers.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-07 18:45:34
Granted. They are now "uppers".
I wish that I had a car.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-12-07 19:12:51

I wish that I knew more guys that could successfully quote Monty Python, British accent and all.


<— Yo



Granted, it doesn't have an engine.  Or wheels.

I wish I had a tank…

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-07 19:15:08
Granted. You get a tank of gas. (Specify, next time… :XD:)
I wish that I was a Were-cario.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-07 19:18:55
Granted, you are now a can of Were-Cario spinach. I'm sure it exists somewhere in the universe.



I wish that I knew more guys that could successfully quote Monty Python, British accent and all.


<— Yo



IRL. You don't count.

I wish that I could stay home for a few months.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-07 19:20:07
Granted. You can NEVER leave home.
I wish that I had some Taco Bell.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-07 19:22:59
Granted, it has E. Coli in it and starts an epidemic.


Granted. You can NEVER leave home.

Sounds fine to me.

I wish that I had a military tank.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-07 19:24:47
You get a military tank of gas.
I wish to be able to see through the clothes of females.