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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 125

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-01-18 17:02:30
Granted, you are now in a blank space.

I wish for a fork to eat DINNER.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2009-01-18 18:20:55
Granted, but it is too sharp and therefore very unwieldy and dangerous!

I wish for tuna casserole that actually tastes good. And is not poisoned.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-01-18 22:44:33
Granted, it tastes so good that your taste buds go numb for the rest of your life, you can never taste again.

I wish for a 'hateful' emoticon.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-01-19 10:09:55
Granted, but it isn't on these forums.


I wish for my teeth to be sharper.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-01-19 11:01:15
Granted, but when you try to bite something and miss, your teeth stab through your own jaw.

I wish this sentence wasn't blue.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-01-20 10:20:52
Granted, it's still blue, but now the color is referred to as pink.

I wish Missingno was in every Pokemon game.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2009-01-22 16:51:46
Granted, but because of this, Nintendo must've caught on and put him in every game, so he is no longer a glitch Pok?mon.

I wish for a rainbow pony. A diseased one.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-01-25 13:44:34
Granted, you get the Horseman of Pestilence.

I wish for 1☺▼.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-01-25 14:58:13
You get a cheese.

I wish I hated your face.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2009-01-25 20:11:19
Granted, you hate my face so much, you develop a primal loathing for all faces, and end up destroying yours.

I wish that every 'Zig' take off.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-01-26 10:54:46
Granted, but 'Zig means "penis with a "Z" drawn on it" to me, so every penis with the letter "Z" on it takes off.

I wish I poked you

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2009-01-26 14:01:11
Granted, your finger disintegrates as you touch me.

I wish that ?????'s finger was back.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-01-26 14:35:32
Granted, and it gives me ultra super powers that let me do whatever the hell I want.

I wish you threw a chocolate bar.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2009-01-26 15:56:57
Granted, but I couldn't resist the temptation and ate it instead.

I wish we were all fairies granting each other wishes.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-01-26 17:15:16
Granted, but we can't be bothered to do so.

I wish I hadn't just lost the rock.