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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 212

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-17 23:48:46
Granted, but it is Ebola infested.

I wish Japanese movies were easier to find.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-03-18 00:38:13
Wish granted, but they don't have English subtitles.

I wish Kotonoha Katsura was real AND she was my waifu AND she had found a good therapist to cure her crippling mental issues AND nothing happens to her that would give her any more mental issues.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-18 10:40:54
Granted, but the crippling mental issues return (they aren't more issues, she's had them all along) because her therapist was sexually harassing her so she goes on an enraged killing spree.

I wish good music was still being made.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-03-18 17:45:51
Wish granted, but it has crippling DRM.

I wish Kotonoha Katsura was real and my waifu and has no mental issues and will permanently stay that way.

[size=1pt]Try corrupting that one. Also the game[/size]

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-18 18:11:58
Granted, but she dies of swine flu on honeymoon. [size=1pt]You never said anything about physical issues :P[/size]

I wish someone would translate the Latin word "ludus" for me.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-03-18 18:16:13
Wish granted, but they don't tell you the result.

I wish Kotonoha Katsura was real and was my waifu and nothing bad happened to her ever again.

[size=1pt]You do realize I'll just keep trying, right?[/size]

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-18 18:20:52
Granted, but you two meet Pinnochio, who says "Something bad will happen to her," and his nose doesn't grow (or something like that.) The ensuing paradox nicely fucks up the universe, nullifying any laws like "nothing bad will ever happen to her", and sending everything into a black hole.

I wish that was easier to type.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-18 18:29:24
Granted. You type with your gentials.
I wish that I could FIRE MAH LAZAR!!!!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-18 18:48:10
Granted, but you can only fire it at yourself.

I wish I knew what gentials are.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-18 19:11:51
Granted, but you die.

I wish that I would check my posts for incorrect spellings…

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-18 19:15:03
Granted, but you still don't find them.

I wish someone would explain who Kotohona Katsura is.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-18 19:20:57
Granted. It seems she is a psychotic school girl from a hentai series.

I wish that I could learn more without actually SEEING it…..

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-18 19:26:16
Granted, you hear it instead. (wait, hentai series? That explains why Zowayix is watching it)

I wish that pr0n was illegal.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-18 19:28:10
Granted, but porn isn't. Only Pr0n.

I wish that I…

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-18 19:28:52
Granted, you die.

I wish there was funny graffiti at my school.