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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 69

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: XD003
Date: 2007-10-16 13:20:37
Granted but you turn into jello

I wish for No Noobs EVER again

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2007-10-16 13:37:28
Granted, but for an unexplained reason chavs no longer become noobs anymore, & so the world is full of chavs, exept for you.

I wish for dragons.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-10-16 14:30:40


Granted, but now Hoggins resides in your head as a alternate personality.

How horrible for him, having me in his head *shudder*.


Anyways, granted, but it explodes due to all the messages.

I wish for hyperactiveness.


Oh my…
*commits suicide*


Oh well.

I wish for dragons.


Wish granted. You get dragons from the kiddy show DragonTales. You are annoyed by their babyishness, turn emo, and slit your wrists.

I wish I was Homer J. Simpson.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2007-10-16 14:43:56
Granted, but you are extraproportionally obese. You are annoyed by your flabbyness, turn emo, and slit your wrists.

I wish for heptasexualism.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-10-16 14:49:04
What is that?

Granted. However, you f**k yourself up the ass and die.

I wish for Budweiser.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2007-10-16 23:26:15
Wish granted and it has Ice cream in it.

I wish I was arceus

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2007-10-17 10:07:23
Granted, but al the immense power at your command builds up in your brain, & you die rather messily.

I wish for apocalypse.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2007-10-17 13:28:49
Granted. It will last one hundred years!

I wish for stuff

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-10-17 14:27:34
You get stuff. Specifically, infinite copies of the DVD Barney Meets Sesame Street in Teletubbyland. You KILL yourself.

I wish I won the Nascar championship.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2007-10-17 14:43:30

You get stuff. Specifically, infinite copies of the DVD Barney Meets Sesame Street in Teletubbyland. You KILL yourself.

I wouldn't kill myself, I would be in heaven from now, until the day I die *lamp post'd*

Anyways, granted, but you win against complete n00bs & when you go back for the next championship, you get beaten by some massively ridiculous time. You KILL yourself.

I wish that I didn't lose the USB pen drve thingy that Supersheep The Movie 2: this time it's personal was on.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-10-17 14:51:10
Granted. You don't lose it, but it's implanted in your brain. It takes over your brain, causing you to recite the script. Someone shoots you.

I wish I was Stewie Griffin and that this wish could never be corrupted.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2007-10-17 14:55:10
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I wish for more paradoxes.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-10-17 15:11:31
Granted, but they suck you up and you die.

I wish I was the evil monkey in Chris's closet.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2007-10-17 15:18:08

they suck you up

Ooo, kinky *skyscraper'd*

Granted, but Chris the Ninja Pirate & Monkey the…well, monkey kill you & Chris who's closet has the Evil Monkey.

I wish for a microwave. :???:

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-10-17 15:23:38
What kind of f**king pervert are you?

Anyway:
Granted, but you decide to dry off inside of it and you explode.

I wish I was Longcat.