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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 223

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: HiddenShadow
Date: 2010-05-16 21:58:39
Granted, but nobody wants to eat you and you sit out and rot.

I wish the internet didn't mess up.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-16 22:00:48
Granted, but your head explodes, and you can no longer use the internet.

I wish for a cheese ball.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-16 23:01:41
Granted. One of your testicles is now made of cheese. (Didn't you wish for this before?)

I wish for a Krabby Patty with cheese.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-05-17 00:07:53
Granted, but it has Ebola in it. (incidentally Zowayix was referencing Code Geass)

I wish Code Geass was easier to pronounce.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-05-17 00:18:51
Wish granted, it is pronounced Code Gee (hard g) us.

I wish CC wore the Britannian school uniform.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-17 00:28:47
Granted, but the clothes burst into flames.

I wish that I had a laser chainsaw.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-05-17 00:31:59
Wish granted, but the laser is only strong enough to read optical media and not cut anything.

(Incidentally, CC is immortal, so her clothes catching fire would only result in her being naked.)

I wish Code Geass had frontal nudity of more characters than Viletta.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-17 00:34:34
Granted, but it's just the guys.

I wish that I was a full werewolf, instead of the half-wolf I am…

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-05-17 19:17:44
Granted, but you kill your family and everyone around you.

I wish I could go anywhere instantaneously with no ill effects.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-17 19:35:33
Granted, but a rapist polar bear has that same ability, so you're screwed. (In both senses of the word.)

I wish for a strip of unexplained bacon.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: CowgirlXena
Date: 2010-05-18 19:38:35
Granted but its the wrong kind

I wish Terri Clark was in Xena Warrior Princess

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-18 20:08:27
Granted, but she plays one of the male characters.

I wish that Chuck Norris played the role of Hercules in the "Hercules: the Legendary Journeys".

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Destinatus
Date: 2010-06-03 16:25:01
Granted, but he winds up getting killed.

I wish my Pokemon Blue would work again.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: XD003
Date: 2010-06-07 09:54:52
Granted, however your game suddnely comes alive and starts bitching at you for breaking it in the first place.

I wish for some peace on earth.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-06-07 12:46:25
Granted, but it only occurs in a remote village in Rwanda.


Wish granted, but you can only use it on a person once, and you accidentally commit terrible sins during your use of the power to attempt to overthrow your father's empire of giant robots and you have to make an absurd plan to kill yourself in order to atone.


I wish that Zowayix had not ruined the ending for Code Geass for me. [size=1pt]On second thought, it looks better than I feared before I stopped watching in the middle of the second season. I might as well watch it anyways.[/size]