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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 134

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Kyoukipichi
Date: 2009-04-22 01:46:45
I wish Auburn had made a wish so I could've corrupted it.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-04-22 04:28:10
Wish granted but it's some crappy wish and you get pissed off and never post in Forum Games ever again, declaring it to be the "cancer that is killing GCLF".

I wish the next poster had cancer.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-04-22 15:34:44
Granted.

Doctor: Mr. and Mrs. Poster?  I'm afraid your son, The Next, has cancer.

Mrs. Poster: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I wish I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-04-22 15:50:45
Granted, but it's a dream. (I see you watched Spongebob.)

I wish for a wishing well.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-04-22 16:05:49
Granted, but your arch rival uses it to grow to giant size and proceeds to destroy the city (You bet I watch Spongebob!).

I wish that everything was corrupted.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-04-22 16:17:45
Granted, but as everything is corrupt anyway, things get uncorrupted. Life is now perfect. Everyone gets along, spammers and trolls don't exist, and things go how people want them to.

I wish for a world that perfect.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-04-22 20:01:12
Granted, but you are simultaneously warped to a distant planet identical to Earth but way more corrupt.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-04-22 20:47:41
Wish granted. I accept your generous donation of all your money and possessions.

I wish I had an AR.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-04-23 22:55:58
Granted, but it explodes.

I wish for world domination.  And a cookie.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Kyoukipichi
Date: 2009-04-23 23:12:43
Wish granted. You get domination of every inch of surface area of your cookie.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-04-25 07:08:51
Wish granted.  YOu are stuck fighting a 73-headed monster that breathes fire, and spews ointment.  Whenever one of the monster's heads are chopped off, another 500 grow in its place.  Meanwhile, the entire room you're in has pointy spikes protruding from every wall.  And there's no escape hatch, door, or window, and the only air vent is the size of a small cheeseburger.  Call THAT boring!

I wish for the anti-corruption of the wishes!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-04-26 15:55:10
GRanted, but your anti-corruption gets corrupted.

I wish Haruhi Suzumiya wasn't a God.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-04-29 22:14:50
Granted. Haruhi Suzumiya is now the RULER OF THE UNIVERSE in a parallel world.  :)

I wish that I could never fly, ever.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-04-30 00:34:24
Wish granted but you couldn't fly in the first place anyway.

I wish for Candlejack to stop kidn

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-04-30 10:58:13
Granted, but you aren't around to see it.

I wish Haruhi Suzumiya was MY God.