Glitch City Laboratories Archives

Glitch City Laboratories closed on 1 September 2020 (announcement). This is an archived copy of a thread from Glitch City Laboratories Forums.

You can join Glitch City Research Institute to ask questions or discuss current developments.

You may also download the archive of this forum in .tar.gz, .sql.gz, or .sqlite.gz formats.

Forum Games

The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 195

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-25 18:01:20
Granted, it is so infinitely enjoyable that there is no sadness to compare it to and life becomes meaningless.

I wish I had more test subjects for my science fair experiment. All they have to do is play Rock Band! Why will nobody say yes?!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-25 18:54:21
Wish Granted, but they are all nerds who will only do it for a kiss each.

I wish that Godzilla was my pet.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ghostsanora
Date: 2010-02-25 19:37:02
Granted, you now have a lizard named "Godzilla."

I wish there was more time.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-25 20:05:01
Wish Granted. You now suffer through more time of being raped by a polar bear.

I wish I would stop using that joke…

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-25 20:25:22
Granted, you get raped by a polar bear and are so traumatized you cannot talk about bears anymore.

I wish my hand didn't hurt.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-25 20:45:47
Wish granted. You don't have the hand anymore.

I wish that I had a pie. (The dessert kind.)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-25 21:29:06
Granted, but it is Ebola pie. Have fun hemorrhaging from every orifice (and under your skin) in a week!

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-02-25 22:23:55
Wish granted, you are perked up by all the nerds kissing you in exchange for participating in your science fair experiment.

I wish there was more nerdy girls in the world.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-25 22:26:45
Granted, but they are antisocial like most nerds and won't talk to you.

I wish videos would buffer faster.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-25 23:13:44
Granted. Now video games have more muscles.

I wish that I knew how to speak every language.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-25 23:40:13
Granted, now you catch all the nasty, horrible comments people say behind your back in various languages. Mater tua erat canis et pater tuus erat ancilla!

I wish I could get a quick preview of Youtube videos so I don't burn my eyeballs watching stupid people.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-25 23:48:51
Wish Granted, but I kill you for saying my mother has gray hairs and is my father's slave girl.

I wish that Wa was beaten by a pack mule.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-25 23:53:43
Granted, but you seriously mistranslated that. I said that your mother was a dog and your father was a slave girl.

I wish that online translators worked better.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2010-02-26 02:09:00
Wish granted, but only for the arty languages such as the one in Avatar.

I wish I knew why there is a map just after Saffron City's data and just before Route 1's data. The town map calls it Pallet Town but displays it just north of the Pokémon League.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-02-26 06:02:17

Granted, but you seriously mistranslated that. I said that your mother was a dog and your father was a slave girl.

Personally, I like the mistranslated insult more.

Wish granted but it has no interesting features whatsoever and you feel depressed because you wasted your life researching it.

I wish Candlejack would st