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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 204

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-08 18:38:04
Granted, but you have to follow Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics. I order you to disassemble yourself with a chainsaw!

I wish I had black thread.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-08 18:39:10
Granted. The next thread you make is all black.
I wish.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-08 18:43:14
[glow=black,2,300]Granted, you now have a period. Have fun bleeding out your reproductive organ once a month while having mood swings! (wait, now you get embarrassed and leave GCLF forever. Ha!)

I wish I had a pie.

[/glow]

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-08 19:21:25
[glow=orange,2,300]Granted. It is an Ebola pie. Enjoy.

I wish that Wa would not bring light to my lair.[/glow]

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-08 20:06:27
Granted. Instead, I bring Ebola.

I wish I could skip this stupid Science Fair project and get straight to the egg drop. At least I know how to do that.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-03-08 20:28:49
Wish granted, but you are unable to resist the temptation to eat the egg and you get disqualified.

I wish it was the 25th already.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-08 20:39:06
Granted, but there's an Ebola outbreak on that day.

I wish I would corrupt a wish without mentioning Ebola.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-08 21:05:16
Granted. Now you mention Mama Luigi.

I wish that I had lampoil, rope, and BOMBS.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-08 21:13:27
Granted, but you also have Ebola and infect Mama Luigi.

I wish my nose wouldn't work.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-08 21:19:39
Granted. You get Ebola and DIE. Your nose no longer works.

I wish the word Ebola was banned.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-08 21:25:26
Granted, but I can still say Red Horse (a strain of Ebola).

I wish I had some ranch sauce.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-08 22:04:04
Granted. You get Red Horse ranch sauce.

I wish this looked unsure to you.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-08 23:09:00
Granted, but I don't care.

I wish there was some way of expressing a tone of voice through text.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-08 23:12:23
Granted, now you die.

I wish that I can put Wa in a headlock.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-08 23:16:41
Granted, but I stab you. With a knife.

I wish we were a) required to read and analyze Animal Farm and b) listen to Nine Inch Nails as part of the analysis. "March of the Pigs" likely references Orwell.