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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 116

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-08 02:44:46
555

There, granted. Now they explode.


I wish I had not seen my brother watching porn.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-11-08 09:49:25
Granted, now you're watching porn, but your brother and his friends come in and laugh at you.

I wish for dark music.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-08 11:20:30
Granted, but you aren't around to hear it.

I wish for a Death Note.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-11-08 12:49:28
Granted, you get a note that says "KTHXBAI" and then you die.

I wish for nothing.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-09 10:04:04
You get somebody called Nothing.

I wish I was normal.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2008-11-09 10:31:03
Granted, you've become a Normal-type pokemon

I wish I was Omnipotent (all-powerful)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-09 10:35:18
(*Sighs* Great… now I'm an Eevee…)

Granted, but you are all powerful in your imagination.

I wish my mum was having a bath.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2008-11-09 11:02:49
Wish Granted, but your computer shuts down untill your mother finishes her bath

I wish I ruled over the Internet

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-09 11:09:49
Granted, but I overthrow you.


I wish I could do that

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2008-11-09 11:19:27
Wish Granted, but Chuck Norris comes and Roundhouse Kick you to death

I wish that happened

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-09 11:25:04
(I think you meant, I wish that happened)

Granted, but he doesn't listen to you, and kicks you instead.

I wish for lots of pie.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-11-09 11:32:21
Granted, you have 1000 pies filled with thallium, dioxin, and cyanide.

I wish that happened.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2008-11-09 11:33:30
(wow, thanks, I hadn't noticed that)

Wish Granted, but you accidentially eat one

I wish for a fish

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-09 11:34:38
Granted. You get a shark, which eats you. (It's a type of fish)

I wish I had thicker fur.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-11-09 11:35:36
Granted, but I light it on fire.

I wish for more cyanide.