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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 228

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-06-19 14:36:44
Granted, but you must have failed utterly because then the Romans crucify you and for centuries people torture, kill, pillage, indoctrinate, and lower the standard of living all in your name. </subtle religious commentary>

I wish that there was a bit less evil in the world.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-19 14:42:41
Granted. mortisha Hitler never exists, but it causes MANY changes to society today. Jews take over the world.

I wish that I could do whatever I want whenever I want.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-06-19 14:53:29
>Jews
>oppressing others

Nah.

Granted, but you kill yourself accidentally.

I wish that I could alter the speed of time.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-19 14:57:04

>Jews
>oppressing others

Nah.

It could happen. :D

Granted, but you speed time so much that you go to the point in time where you die.

I wish that my power level was OVER 9000!
(Not the crappy Over 9000! Rah!)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Destinatus
Date: 2010-06-19 14:58:13
Well, granted, but you blow up from all that power.

I wish I had the PINGAS OF MANGOES ability to travel time.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-19 15:00:52
Granted, but in addition with the ability to travel time, you get a PINGAS OF MANGOES.

The girls think it tastes sweet now…*is shot*

I wish for the power to control gravity.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Destinatus
Date: 2010-06-19 15:09:31
Granted, but you make gravity so strong you crush yourself into the floor by accident.

I wish I was mobbed.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-19 15:13:19
Granted. You are killed by an angry mob. MOBBED.

I wish I had a mop.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Destinatus
Date: 2010-06-19 15:15:24
Granted, but in Soviet Russia, Mop mops the kitchen with YOU! And you're in Soviet Russia.

I wish I could make WTFBOMBS.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-19 15:21:53
Granted. But it fails so all you get are PINGAS bombs.

I wish that I could make my voice sound like the Adventure of Sonic the Hedgehog version of Robotnik.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Destinatus
Date: 2010-06-19 15:24:45
Granted, but Robotnik in Sonic The Hedgehog (original) has no voice, so you fail.

I wish I had a PINGAS.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-19 15:26:57

I wish that I could make my voice sound like the Adventure of Sonic the Hedgehog version of Robotnik.

I forgot the s in Adventures, but that Robotnik is the "PINGAS" Robotnik.

Granted, but it's a very tiny one.

I wish to be SnooPINGAS usual.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Destinatus
Date: 2010-06-19 15:30:52
Granted, but you now snoop for PINGAS.

I wish I didn't have a PINGASS PINGAS.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-19 15:33:37
Granted. You are now a woman.

I wish that Hap-piness was always so much more enjoyable when it's based on the misery of millions.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Destinatus
Date: 2010-06-19 15:38:11
Granted, but you are now dep-ressed.

I wish you would fail.