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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 95

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: baby_fire
Date: 2008-03-28 12:37:34
Granted, but someone steals them and makes stupid wishes.

I wish I didn't have to clean my room.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-03-29 10:05:24
Granted, but the room doesn't clean itself so you end up cleaning it anyway.

I wish for Abwayax to be here and have a bar of chocolate.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Bassmasta
Date: 2008-03-30 19:02:24
Granted, but you're not here when that happens.

I wish my parents weren't so over-protective about everything I do.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: dmrlev2004
Date: 2008-03-30 23:26:45
granted, but they die and then your new guardian is

I wish that I had 2 uncurruptable wishes, this counting as one

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-03-31 09:32:18
Granted. Now you have one un-corruptible wish left.

I wish I used your iun-corruptible wish on something stupid.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: DynaShock
Date: 2008-03-31 14:15:33
Granted. You get a plunger.

I wish that I had a tissue box that had +infinite tissues inside it.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: baby_fire
Date: 2008-03-31 22:25:57
Granted but the tissues are made of magazine paper.

I wish I had a lobster.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-04-02 09:41:35
Granted, but the lobster's actual size is as big as this: @

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: DynaShock
Date: 2008-04-02 13:33:44
Granted. You get nothing.

I wish, I wish - I was a fish!

Oh, and..

Granted but the tissues are made of magazine paper.


How would that even impair the ability to blow my nose?

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: baby_fire
Date: 2008-04-03 00:47:35
(Magazines make VERY bad tissues. Try using one.)

Granted, but ninjas cook and eat you do to that overused quote.

I wish I automatically knew how to draw everything.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-04-03 00:48:57
Granted, but you can't do it.

I wish for pr0*shot*

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-04-08 10:02:08
Granted. That's all.


I wish for an Absol to kill my brother and no-one else (and let that Absol be me).

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-04-08 11:52:19
Granted, however you are now an Absol for life. That's not good considering all the superstitious people behind you….

I wish for happy gas.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-04-09 18:09:58
Never mind. I'll just run.

anyway, granted, but you die from being over happy.

I wish My parents agreed with each other more often.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ratipharos
Date: 2008-04-09 18:17:09
Wish granted, but now they agree that you need to pay the utility bill.

I wish that I had an actual working spacebar.