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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 232

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: shaggs
Date: 2019-01-05 00:31:49
Granted, but all the food in your fridge is mine.

I wish I had a better laptop

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2019-01-05 06:02:54
Granted, but it's in a language you can't identify and you don't know how to change it

I wish I slept better.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2019-01-05 08:16:24
Wish granted, but you oversleep and miss new posts in forum games and reply too late.

(Then again, if Prima's referring to me… my fridge is completely broken, so uhh sure take all the rotting lukewarm crumbs that might still be in there)

I wish to be useful.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2019-01-05 15:54:54
Granted. No buts.

I wish I knew why my Switch's charger was

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2019-01-05 17:27:54

Granted. No buts.

I wish I knew why my Switch's charger was


Sorry, do you mean where or why?

If where: Granted, but you discover it was unfortunately stolen and subsequently broken. If otherwise: the genie doesn't understand what a Switch is so the solution involves a light switch, or something like that.


I wish to be useful.



You are!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2019-01-05 19:58:26
I meant "where", oops.

I wish Evie had wished for something above.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2019-01-06 06:43:51
Wish granted, but it is for something bad to happen to you.

I wish I wasn't at risk of being homeless soon.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2019-01-06 11:14:36
Granted, but it's too cruel to give a corruption and the genie feels sad (on a serious note though, I hope things get better for you)

I wish Donkey Kong was real for some reason.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: shaggs
Date: 2019-01-07 01:46:58
Granted, but it turns out it's you and you are slowly turning into
Donkey Kong as the years pass!

I wish I had pizza and sushi (not at the same time)

Also we wish you the best Zow!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2019-01-07 02:27:28
Granted, but Kirby passed by and ate them. POYO!

I wish I was reads for my exams.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2019-01-07 04:30:35
Wish granted, but not for your English exams. ("ready", I presume?)

I wish I could speak another language.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2019-01-07 11:28:02
Granted, but nobody understands it, even yourself.

I wish I knew what I'm supposed to do right now..!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2019-01-07 13:49:25
Granted, but it dominates your thinking and you fall asleep dreaming about it.

I wish Pachirisu were a real world species of squirrel.


Granted, but Kirby passed by and ate them. POYO!

I wish I was reads for my exams.


Kirby you cheeky son of a… delicious cinnamon-roll.

Edit: Not exactly a cinnamon-roll but close enough.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/rgjEQV1.png[/img]

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2019-01-07 14:42:29
Granted, but they're extinct because people used them to fuel power plants.

I wish for pineapples.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2019-01-07 14:59:49

Granted, but they're extinct because people used them to fuel power plants.

I wish for pineapples.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo  D:

Wish granted, but they're sugary pineapple sweets full of artificial colours, so tasty you explode in a manic sugar rush. ^^ Skittles taste the rainbow.

I wish for a moon chicken. 🌙