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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 219

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-13 23:12:33
Granted. You get an old Poke Ball like the one used by young Professor Oak in Pokemon 4Ever.

I wish that Adventure Time with Finn and Jake was cancelled.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-13 23:23:27
Granted.  The show is then replaced with a badly done webcast of an even more badly done puppet show.  Done by an ameteur puppeteer who is allergic to everything and eventually sneezes so much that all you see is snot.

I wish for cheese!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-13 23:29:50
Granted. You get a cheesy movie.

I wish for nachos.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-13 23:36:39
Granted.  They don't come with cheese.

I wish for nachos and cheese.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-13 23:43:42
Granted, but they come with expired cheese.

I wish to be able to say Candlejack without him kid-

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-13 23:52:06
Granted.  You can't say anything else ever again.

I wish for an expired coupon.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-13 23:55:33
Granted. But it comes with a Giant Chicken that keeps trying to kick your ass.
I wish for ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz………..

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-05-14 00:46:02
Granted, you go to sleep for all eternity.

I wish the DSi could run an IRC client.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-14 01:04:50
Granted. But the DSi blows up.

I wish that gay porn never existed.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2010-05-14 10:16:31
Granted, neither does straight porn.

I wish my printer didn't run out of ink.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-14 11:09:49
Granted.  You then get pummeled and harmed by the entire homosexual population of the world.

I wish for a cheese ball.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-14 17:29:00

Granted, neither does straight porn.

That would actually be a good thing. A less perverted world.

Granted. One of your testicles is now made of cheese.

I wish for death to all but me.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-05-14 18:19:44
Granted, but you eventually die because you don't know how to farm.

I wish that I was not such a prude.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-14 18:25:00
Granted. Now you are a cabbage.

I wish that people would make more random grantings.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-05-14 18:31:01
Granted, but then they decide to end the world.

I wish I had a working, completely safe jetpack that could go around the world in one hour, without stopping for fuel. As well, this jetpack requires no maintenance and fits me perfectly.