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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 18

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: GoldenChaos
Date: 2006-06-20 20:12:44
Wish granted, but the clue is the solution to a murder, and the murder kills you too. 
I wish I had a maid.  Wait.  No.  I wish I had a CATGIRL maid.  That's better.  :)
Oh, and the "shekillzyou" crap is seriously getting old.  Let's get creative guys.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2006-06-20 20:14:16
To the answer of my PM, yes. You are obsessed.
She becomes a WILDCAT maid, and eats you.
I wish I had a sexy girlfriend that couldn't die, or couldn't be taken from a rival.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: GoldenChaos
Date: 2006-06-20 20:21:12
WHAT DID I JUST GET THROUGH TELLING YOU?!?!?!!!  >:(  You little…
Alright then.  Wish granted.  BUT she gets stolen by your rival AND gets shot by him.  You didn't say both couldn't happen did you?  ;D 

I wish that this thread would have certian enforced rules about creativeness.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2006-06-20 20:26:35
Uh, that was the FIRST time I said that.
Wish granted, but Abwayax bans you for doing that without permission.
FAKE WISH: I wish GoldenChaos would pay attention to what I say. (Yeah, I did mean that both couldn't happen.)
REAL WISH: I wish for my report card. (So I know if I could be ungrounded from video games. :()

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: GoldenChaos
Date: 2006-06-20 20:36:02
I said that the "shekillzyou" is getting old!!!  And it is!  And look what you did you…you.

Wish granted, but you have all F's. And then it eats you. Yay, stupidity! :P

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ACE91
Date: 2006-06-20 20:44:13
You didn't type a wish… Where I come from, not making a wish means that you wish for a mob of evil ceramic garden gnomes to break into your house, steal your valuables, paint your feet blue, and play the accordion badly. So, wish granted. That's already so bad that it doesn't need to be corrupted. :P

I wish I had a 100-ton heavily armed BattleMech of DOOM to destroy TRSRockin (and any random people who annoy me) with.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: GoldenChaos
Date: 2006-06-20 21:01:21
Wish granted but, it conqors the world.

I wish that this guy I'm just about to make up was real:

GoldenAce91 (Who says):AhAhAhAhAh!!!  I'm a song from the sixties!  I was raised by a cup of coffe!!!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: white dragon bionut
Date: 2006-06-23 18:46:15
wish granted, but his song makes him popular with your parents, and they move you out and give your room to him.

i wish i was chaos emboddied

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2006-06-23 20:18:51
Wish granted, but I get off your body and whack you with a trout.

I wish for the Chaos Emeralds!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: GoldenChaos
Date: 2006-06-23 20:31:50
Wish granted, but they get stolen by Eggman, like every freaking time.

I wish I could figure out gravity, thus solving all the world's energy problems.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2006-06-23 20:39:24
YAY, EGGMAN!!!!
You figured out gravity, but you reverse it, sending everyone to outer space. (Great job, genius.) J/k.
I wish I was in alliance with Eggman.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: GoldenChaos
Date: 2006-06-23 20:44:10
Wish granted, but he double-crosses you.  Like he does with all his partners/minions.  Didn't you learn anything from the Sonic Adventure games?

I wish for a fully functional, flawless gene splicer.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2006-06-23 20:54:11
Fool! EVERYBODY double-crosses HIM!
Wish granted, but it's stolen by jelous, lazy, idiotc scientists.
I wish that I WAS Eggman!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: GoldenChaos
Date: 2006-06-23 21:41:27
Wish granted.  You're now a 30-50 year old man with a beer-belly that looks like an egg.  Oh, and your plans never work.  That's so bad it needn't be corrupted.

I wish I had the knife my avatar's holding.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: zach the glitch buster
Date: 2006-06-24 12:31:59
you get the knife but then it takes over your mind and makes you kill people and turn yoursellf in. by doing so you get life in prison for killing people and then you get arms, legs, and nose cut off by your cell mate.


I wish for the anarchist behind my to go jump in a lake.