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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 206

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-09 18:00:58

I wish this board could go through at least 1 fortnight without mentioning anything on my officially unfunny list.

My thoughts exactly. Except with MY unfunny list. Which is:
1. Zowayix.
2. Zowayix.
3. Zowayix.
4. Tacos.
5. Zowayix.
6. Zowayix.
7. Zowayix's obsession with anything perverted.

Granted. Now the Kanto in the games has more characters.
I wish that Zowayix would not complain about anything "unfunny" or "cheap" to him.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-03-09 19:36:35
Wish granted, I just delete any posts that mention them.

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I wish I knew what Zowayix's list of unfunny things was.


I wish Wa read the You're Banned! thread.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-09 20:04:25
Granted, I did. Banned for lack of humor!

I wish Zowayix had a sense of humor.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-03-09 20:08:49
Wish granted, which is why I don't like Chuck Norris jokes.

I wish people would stop making Chuck Norris "jokes".

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-09 20:12:20
Granted, but people start giving each other Ebola instead.

I wish more people participated in my Science Fair Project.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-09 23:54:58
Granted. But they get Ebola and die.
I wish that Chuck Norris would punch Zowayix with the hidden fist under his beard.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2010-03-10 00:25:30
Granted, he then roundhouse-kicks you out of existence, which means he never punches Zowayix; therefore, he hasn't cause to roundhouse you, therefore you continue to exist, ad infinitum.

I wish I had a DeLorean.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2010-03-10 02:15:53
I just had to look that up, did you mean the fictional time machine? Wish granted, but its a fake and explodes whenever you try to go back or forward in time.

I wish I knew when the announced 'DS2' will come out http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/17/nintendo-ds2-to-be-announced-this-year-released-not-too-long-af/

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-10 18:26:14
Granted, but you get Ebola right after you find out and can't tell anyone.

I wish things would download faster.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-10 18:49:05
Granted, but you get raped by a polar bear in the process. (If you continue the Ebola, I continue the polar bear rape.)

I wish that Pedobear was a Pokemon.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2010-03-10 19:12:40

I just had to look that up, did you mean the fictional time machine? Wish granted, but its a fake and explodes whenever you try to go back or forward in time.


No, I meant the DeLorean, as in the make of car.



I'm not going to grant that.  Pedobear must DIE.

I wish that people on 4chan weren't perverted retards.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-10 19:13:53
Granted, they're serial killers.

I wish Google Chrome worked on my computer without crashing after about 10 seconds.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-10 20:13:49
Granted, but it crashes after 5 seconds.

I wish that Ursaring evolved into Pedobear.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-10 20:16:44
Granted, but he evolves into polar Pedobear, who rapes you and gives you Ebola in the process.

I wish I had the video of the concert I'm listening to.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-10 20:57:41

Granted, but he evolves into polar Pedobear, who rapes you and gives you Ebola in the process.

I wish I had the video of the concert I'm listening to.

Touche, combining both of our jokes…

Granted, but it's a Midi file.
I wish that Weegee had no eyes.