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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 175

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-15 00:26:21
Wish Granted, however you get a similar amount of fat to go with it.

I wish that I had Shadow's hair.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-12-15 00:29:06
Wish granted, everyone makes fun of you because you look silly.

I wish there was no such thing as flat-chested women.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-15 00:33:40
Wish Granted, the boobs go INSIDE now.

I wish I Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………….

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-15 09:20:14
Granted, you zzzzzzzzz into Hell.

I wish that the airplane I was dreaming about flying had an altimeter.


Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2010-01-02 06:04:14
Wish granted but for some reason the sun disappears so the air turns to liquid and the water turns to ice and the altimeter malfunctions.

I wish time would stop 'going faster'

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-03 23:26:37
Granted. Time does not move anymore.

I wish I could control time and space.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2010-01-04 06:16:00
Wish granted, but Giratina rebels and traps you in the distortion world.

I wish maybe one day we could all visit the distortion world to see  a place where people are spreading rumours about '.ONGNISSIM' (read backwards)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-04 12:52:51
Granted, but Missingno. is not IN the Distortion World. It's in Glitch City (not the forum).

I wish that Missingno. was an official Pokemon No. 0.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-04 18:10:26
Granted, but that's already taken by 'M and they kill each other while fighting for the prize.

I wish I could be better at doing work than procrastinating.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-04 19:00:42
Granted. You work until you die. Then you work in the afterlife.
I wish that I didn't have to do homework…

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-04 19:03:58
Granted, you have to work in a sweatshop for the rest of your life because you don't have a proper education.

I wish that I could play the keyboard.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-04 19:07:41
Granted, but you're in Soviet, Russia, where keyboard plays YOU!

I wish I had better Soviet, Russia jokes….

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-04 19:12:44
Granted, but you never stop looking stupid when you use them because of the comma between Soviet and Russia. Soviet is an adjective modifying Russia, not a place there.

I wish that a) Nine Inch Nails would do another tour here in the US and b) my parents would let me go.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-04 19:21:36
Wish Granted, but they go with you, and embarass you in front of the audience by badmouthing the band.

I wish I wasn't evil.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-04 19:26:33
Granted, you are now stupid. My mom's a huge fan.

I wish that I could stop lying to them.