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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 145

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-20 07:03:58
(lol at your "corruption")

Granted, but it only happens in your dreams.

I wish I was a hermaphrodite.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-08-03 13:16:52
Granted, you're now sterile.

I wish for GLaDOS 11, because it's one better than 10.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-08-03 14:04:21
Granted, but it reverts back as soon as you look at it.

I wish everyone was a smurf.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-03 14:49:07
Granted, however, your wish only affects humans, so nothing happened to me.

I wish it was Christmas.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-08-03 14:53:49
Granted, but you recieve no gifts.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-03 16:31:17
Granted but your shitty sprites steal it all.

I wish I was a bug.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-08-03 19:36:23
Granted, but you're right in front of a windshield.

I wish I was an empath.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-04 04:34:57
Granted. You're em (in) the path of an oncoming train. RUN FOR IT!!!

I wish I was a spirit.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-08-04 11:19:49
Granted, you drink yourself and die.

I wish I was Mikuru.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-04 11:45:45
Granted. *Squeeze's Mikuru's boobs, then stuffs her into maid outfit*

I wish I could actually do that to girls without being in trouble.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-04 14:23:41
granted but somehow you still get in trouble.

I wish I could have kids with a gyarodos. (I always wanted Gyarados kids)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-08-04 14:39:49
Granted, but they all die because human and Gyarados DNA is not compatible (just another lame-ass human isolationist excuse).

I wish I had infinite time and freedom.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-04 16:03:46
granted but you get very bored.

I wish for a duck right now.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-04 17:24:58
Granted. You're the duck.

I wish I was permanently stuck as a full male, completely healthy Jolteon, with Thunderbolt, Bite, Shadow ball and Pin Missile, a decent, kindhearted human owner, nothing missing or added, no mutations and a nice home to live in.

(Can't see this getting corrupted anytime soon)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-04 17:39:38
granted but your owner dies.

I wish I had all that.