Glitch City Laboratories Archives

Glitch City Laboratories closed on 1 September 2020 (announcement). This is an archived copy of a thread from Glitch City Laboratories Forums.

You can join Glitch City Research Institute to ask questions or discuss current developments.

You may also download the archive of this forum in .tar.gz, .sql.gz, or .sqlite.gz formats.

Forum Games

The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 222

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-05-16 08:59:39
Wish granted, but you get a period.

I wish I was stuck in a pseudo-endless Groundhog Day loop that I come out of after learning every single language in the world or something.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-05-16 12:23:17
Granted, but before you learn all the languages you must fly around the world in one day. Good luck!

I wish I had something similar to a virtual desktop, but for all my stuff.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-16 12:23:38
Granted, but you become a groundhog.

I wish for control over people.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-05-16 19:03:30
Wish granted, but you can only use it on a person once, and you accidentally commit terrible sins during your use of the power to attempt to overthrow your father's empire of giant robots and you have to make an absurd plan to kill yourself in order to atone.

I wish I could torrent dual audio/subtitled versions of any anime I wanted instantly.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-16 20:16:39
Granted, but they are crap quality.

I wish that I knew what anime Zowayix got that corruption from.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-05-16 20:31:28
Wish granted, but I don't tell you and you have to find out some other convoluted way.

I wish I had something to eat for breakfast. I seem to be waking up a lot earlier lately.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-16 20:33:31
Granted, but you are given a box of stale corn flakes that some random dude at the factory laced with explosive and fast-acting laxatives.

I wish for a fish.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-16 21:00:09
Granted, you get a Magikarp, which instantly evolves into Gyarados, then kills you.

I wish that I had a bucket of KFC chicken.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-16 21:03:25
Granted, but it's 3 years old and makes your head explode.

I wish for explosive diarreah.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-16 21:13:31
Granted, but you get IMPLOSIVE diarreah too.
I wish for LAZARS.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-16 21:17:33
Granted.  But they can shoot the fleas off a dog's back at 500 yards, and they're pointed straight at your head!

I wish for more Back to the Future references.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-16 21:20:42
Granted. But you get stuck in the past with a smashed up Delorean (sp).

I wish for more cheese in the world.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-16 21:22:48
Granted, but you become lactose intolerant and your head explodes.

I wish for a new Delorean, complete with time circuits, Mr. Fusion, and the Flux Capacitor.  And a full tank of gas.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-16 21:34:09
Granted, but Godzilla steps on it before you can use it.

I wish Godzilla was at my control.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-16 21:37:11
Granted, but you suddenly become suicidal and order Godzilla to stomp you flat.

I wish I was steamed, and served with a side of melted butter!