The Member's Guide to Topiclessness - Page 114
I feel guilty about neglecting my dogs, both real ones (2) and Nintendogs. The real ones are a lot harder to ignore, so they aren't very neglected, but they have mental problems, so we can't take them for walks. Even my cats are screwed up; they ignore the litterbox. Heck, my goldfish was a cannibal. The school hamster died two weeks after it was my turn to take her for the weekend, and the next hamster was pretty nuts and tried to bite anyone who touched it. Am I cursed?
Edit that nobody will ever read: These are all real pets.
maybe you glitched them up. I know that my fish layed a bad egg… every so often it hatches to reveal another egg…
My cat runs down the hall and growls…but yeah wa…i think you're cursed
My cat also likes to ignore the litterbox, but that's because he's a jerk.
I ate a school hamster once with ketchup. It tasted good! XD (I'm just kidding!)
reminds me of the discworld game. you have to put on some fake fangs and bite a rat and make sure the blood goess into the tube.
One thing that isn't a joke. I do stuff only dogs should do. [honestly!]
Well, I do a few things. I chase sticks, I chew things, I dislike the postman/mailman, I chase things, I can hear them whistles dogs are meant to only be able to hear [and they are quite painful], plus I like eating my meat raw. Although it's fine cooked too.
I just watched the Slap Chop commercial.
hump people's legs?
I do stuff that humans do :O
I eat breakfast, lunch, and tea, I also enjoy fruit and ocasionally fish. I have a sister who is also human.
I do stuff that humans do also:
I listen to music, I DON"T HUMP LEGS….
I enjoy sports and social convisation
I also enjoy ma[cencored]