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The Member's Guide to Topiclessness - Page 45

Re: Thread of Topic-lessness 2

Posted by: Guy
Date: 2008-03-31 16:03:32
*crosses bridge* SO

Re: Thread of Topic-lessness 2

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2008-03-31 16:05:12

*crosses bridge* SO


You did all right…except for the fact that…um…you just fell down that hole in the middle. Oops.

Re: Thread of Topic-lessness 2

Posted by: Missing? NO!
Date: 2008-03-31 17:46:32
That's a bummer!

Re: Thread of Topic-lessness 2

Posted by: RPBnimrod
Date: 2008-03-31 18:01:45
I AM DE PSYCICK

Re: Thread of Topic-lessness 2

Posted by: Missing? NO!
Date: 2008-03-31 18:44:56

I AM DE PSYCICK

No, I AM DE PSYCICK!

Re: Thread of Topic-lessness 2

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-03-31 18:51:25
Hey, guys. North Korea ordered a giant to go and shove missiles into the White House, and he'll do that in a few hours.

Re: Thread of Topic-lessness 2

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2008-03-31 18:58:37

Hey, guys. North Korea ordered a giant to go and shove missiles into the White House, and he'll do that in a few hours.


That COULD be dangerous, if there were such a thing, as a giant. There isn't.

Re: Thread of Topic-lessness 2

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-03-31 19:00:59


Hey, guys. North Korea ordered a giant to go and shove missiles into the White House, and he'll do that in a few hours.


That COULD be dangerous, if there were such a thing, as a giant. There isn't.

You should know when I'm joking.

Re: Thread of Topic-lessness 2

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2008-03-31 19:11:55
Of course I did. Would I really believe that?

Re: Thread of Topic-lessness 2

Posted by: RPBnimrod
Date: 2008-03-31 19:19:48
A KID THAT I KNOW WOULD BELIEVE THAT, HE BELIEVED THAT TEH UNIVERSE REVOLVED AROUND EARTH. :O *JAWS DROP*

Re: Thread of Topic-lessness 2

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-03-31 19:29:18
Parody of "Don't Copy That Floppy" that I wrote due to boredom:
Did I hear you right, did I hear you sayin'
That you're gonna forward a port without security?
Come on, guys, I thought you knew better don't forward that port!
[Don't don't don't don't…]

(Wait a minute. Who are you, anyway?
Yeah. And what are you doing on my computer?)

I'm your MC Double Def 21P
That's the 21st Century Protector for you and the posse
That's your security advisers, computer administrator, and your world's people
They pump up the sites for data and porn that lets you fap, but also play
The games you came here for today
Now I know you love computers and the Internet and that's alright to do
Because the posse who manage, they love them too
But if you start comprising security, there's no more they can do

(But I just wanted to forward one port!)

You say 'I'll just forward a port, for me to use that program'
Then that program will get onto somebody else computer via your address book and it'll do the same and where will it end?
One leads to another then ten, then more,
And so everyone gets their computer destroyed
So the economy gets fucked up
The stability of the world breaks up and everyone wars
Don't forward! Don't forward that port!

So let me break this down for you
D-D-Do-Do-Don't

No Carmen Sandiego, no more Oregon Trail
Tetris and the others, they're all gonna fail
Because you forwarded that port and got all computers destroyed
Dis-res-pec-tin' all the folks who wanted to play their games
The more you forward, the more risk the world will fuck up
Usable computers become fewer, companies fall apart
Life starts to tweak, and then it will fade
The worldwide economy falls through a black hole in space
The planet becomes bleak and stark
Loses its life and humankind dies

[Welcome to the end of your life… mwahahahaha..]

But I'm much too strong and you're much too smart
To let that happen to your chances to explore
Parts of the new age just behind the door of your minds
You're the posse of the future and you hold in your brains what's never thought before
And in time, you'll see just so much more
That's why I'm here and that's what I'm fighting for
Don't forward! Don't forward that port!

Now let me introduce you, to some of the teams
That will explain a little more about what I mean!

[D-D-Do-Do-Don't…Don't forward that port!]

You see, on these computers we have frozen in time
The life of this century's humankind
Do you think, that because, with a flick of a key
You can forward that port, that the operating system is free
This stability, we protect it by being smart
We value so highly, what the mind's eye saw
Don't forward! Don't forward that port!

[D-D-Do-Do-Don't…Don't forward.. Don't forward that port!]

To do the right thing, it's really simple for you
Your brain, it will tell you what to do
Use security, for every computer you use
Anything else is like everyone going to a nuclear wasteland
Just standing there, without an anti-radiation suit
Because you tricked them into thinking there were Pokegods there
Is that really where you want your planet to go?
Think about it, I don't think so.
Don't forward! Don't forward that port!

Now you see a program you like and you really want to forward a port for it
Don't forward that port, just go find an alternative
Think of it this way, okay?
When you're not forwarding a port, you're sayin' to the world
You respect humankind and won't endanger it by being tricked by a program
We'll keep up our support so you can enjoy more programs without forwarding ports
We'll do the right thing and the future will be clear
There will be more secure programs here at the end
Don't forward! Don't forward that port!

Now you know how much forwarding ports can endanger the world
And what you do to make sure that the world's not gonna fade
The bottom line is it's all up to you
There's nothing more that I can do
The goals in your court, dribble, shoot, or pass
I'm sure you'll make your decision with class
[Don't forward that port]

See ya, I'm outta here.

Seriously, the singer is paranoid. XD
(also, port forwarding is a networking term for letting your router know which computer to send data to)

Re: Thread of Topic-lessness 2

Posted by: RPBnimrod
Date: 2008-03-31 21:15:17
Am I the only human on Earth that can feel the rotation and revolution that the Earth makes?

it…

fe-hee'ls..

so…

holy.

Re: Thread of Topic-lessness 2

Posted by: Missing? NO!
Date: 2008-03-31 23:30:51

Am I the only human on Earth that can feel the rotation and revolution that the Earth makes?

it…

fe-hee'ls..

so…

holy.

And I feel………
Dizzy.

Re: Thread of Topic-lessness 2

Posted by: Bent`
Date: 2008-04-01 01:01:34
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Re: Thread of Topic-lessness 2

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2008-04-01 02:49:30
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You sir have been one-upped, etc